The Magic Meme

Here's a long meme from Stacy the PQ, Grant, and maybe others:

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
-Mean people. But blowing them up would also be pretty mean, now wouldn’t it?

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
-Mariah Carey. I hate her. Will it be a painful death?

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
-A couple of my co-workers!

4. What is your favorite cheese?
-What a weird question. I like Swiss cheese, I guess. Or does it mean “cheesy”? Then it would have to be some of the sad reality shows I like to watch.

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
-My totem sandwich, of course, peanutbutter (no jelly).

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
-Dermot Mulroney, but if I thought a bit more I could come up with another or two.

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
-Chris Cornell, I guess. This one would take more thought too.

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy crap, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
-Treat my friends to a really good dinner. That much money would cover 4-5 people in a nice eating place around here.

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
-London.

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?
-Go to even more attractions or buy more souvenirs to bring home.

11. A demon rises out of Hell and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is...?
-Point beer.

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
-There’s nowhere in the past that I’d like to go. Can I go to the future, instead?

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
-The old “do unto others” except it would be enforced on my island.

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
-"How to be a good person" nobody would watch it, though. But it would be a popular butt-of-jokes on late night talk shows.

15. What is your favorite curse word?
-Outside of work I use “f’k it in a bucket!” at work I would say “fricken’” or something like that instead.

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
-I’d think that maybe they want the Mummy suckers that I bought for Halloween and get them some from my closet.

17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the item?
-My notebook journals.

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
-Either sleep and hope for some great dreams, or blog.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
-The ability to fly.

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
-None, I never want to go back to re-live any of my past life.

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
-My childhood. Oh, maybe my marriages too while we’re at it.

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool stuff... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?
-Mexico or Guatemala.

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
-The cheesy restaurant/bar/laundramat in my old neighborhood.

24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out... I can FLOAT!"?
-I wouldn’t go to anybody’s house but would float over the water, then maybe over the bridge and cause traffic accidents. (Floating is NOT the same as flying.)

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
-Can’t think of any.

26. The Gates of Hell have opened, and Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
-My favorite aunt who died young.

27. What's your theme song?
-“Dream weaver” has always been a favorite, lyric-wise. I even named my dog kennel (when I was raising dogs) after it. It’s not my favorite song, though, that’s a different question.

Whew, that was too much of a brain workout when it's not even 5:00 a.m. quite yet and I haven't had my coffee! Have a Monday!