Friday, July 21, 2006

Dihydrogen monoxide

I went to bed early last night and catch up on sleep. It feels good! Yesterday I was told to relocate by Tuesday (after being told not to worry about it two days ago). You know how I feel about all that, so I won't rehash it.

It's Friday today and looks like the weekend will be quite warm but not hot. What a relief to both Friday and decent weather!

From my E-Mail
A warning
Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO over-ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:

* is also known as hydric acid, and is the major component of acid rain.

* contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
* may cause severe burns.

* contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.

* accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.

* may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.

* has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

CONTAMINATION IS REACHING EPIDEMIC PROPORTIONS!
Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. In the midwest alone DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

* as an industrial solvent and coolant.

* in nuclear power plants.

* in the production of styrofoam.

* as a fire retardant.

* in many forms of cruel animal research.

* in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.

* as an additive in "junk-foods" and other food products.

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!
THE HORROR MUST BE STOPPED!

The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.

IT'S NOT TOO LATE!

Act NOW to prevent further contamination. Find out more about this dangerous chemical. What you don't know CAN hurt you and others throughout the world.

Can you guess what this dangerous substance is?


(Note: Dihydrogen monoxide is another way of saying H20, or just plain water)
Be sure to drink your eight glasses of Dihydrogen monoxide or hydric acid today!
Have a good Friday and a great weekend!

13 Comments:

Blogger Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

I had no idea about the DHMO...;)

And I plan on catching up on my sleep tomorrow morning! :)

Have a great weekend! :)

6:41 AM  
Blogger Rainypete said...

Who would have thought that the seemingly innocent water could pose such a powerful threat to our well being! I've never liked the way it sits there all see-through and smug like that.

8:37 AM  
Blogger 2HB2 said...

Have a great weekend. And don't go in the dihydrogen monoxide..

9:58 AM  
Blogger katie said...

For years I've been saying that water is evil. finally people are listening!
Have a good weekend!

11:01 AM  
Blogger Michelle said...

I was going to say Coke or water! Yikes, pretty scary stuff!

4:26 PM  
Blogger Lorna said...

I kept saying to myself---H20? very sneaky slap up the side of the complacent head....

6:01 PM  
Blogger Dale said...

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the dihydrogen monoxide...

8:07 PM  
Blogger Magpie said...

see i knew water was bad for you, diet coke rules...lol

hope you have a great weekend...

*hugs*

2:43 AM  
Blogger dan said...

i'll mis you too pbs!

have a good weekend
dan

2:50 AM  
Blogger sumo said...

Can't wait to pour another luscious glass of water...emmmm!

3:09 AM  
Blogger glenda said...

Reminds me that I am getting thirsty...had no idea it was such a problem...you had me going there!

9:53 AM  
Blogger glomgold said...

Hey, you got your picture up in the profile! I haven't been around (to most blogs actually). My old old computer is really showing its age. Right now I've stablized it but it might go back into a coma again any moment!
I'll be back later. So's I can find out what the first part of your post is referring to.

9:58 PM  
Blogger Fizzy said...

The HGS would agree that water is bad for you... he has such an aversion to water and cleanliness!
Where are you relocating to? I seemed to have missed that bit.
I hope that you week goes smoothly

(diet coke definately rocks Magpie)

5:18 AM  

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