Everybody wants to sell us a house
Everybody wants to sell us a house! Since I've mentioned the sale of my house, everybody has helpful suggestions about what to do next, some of those are:
-A co-worker told me about some condos for sale in her area.
-Friend SLA's landlord wanted to sell us a house.
-Friend UHI introducted me to her co-worker with a house for sale.
-A friend who used to be a co-worker has a friend who wants to sell her house.
-The V-Man wants me to buy his (ex?) girlfriend's house!(hmmm to that one...).
Now I've said very clearly that I want to RENT a place, that we are looking for an APARTMENT, so what the heck is going on?
It's my son's birthday today!! I gave him his gifts last night when he came home. He received a belt, a calendar and a clock radio. Grandma (Mom) gave him a card with money and made him a banana cream pie. He opened the card with the gifts I gave him but doesn't know about the pie yet, as he's gone working. That will be a pleasant surprise to him when he comes home, tired!
from my E-mail
SIMPLE BUT FUNNY
How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path.
How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroids.
What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick.
What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.
What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.
How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.
Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.
What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile !
I have tomorrow off, yay yay yay! But it will be spent going through stuff and packing boxes, time is running out.
-A co-worker told me about some condos for sale in her area.
-Friend SLA's landlord wanted to sell us a house.
-Friend UHI introducted me to her co-worker with a house for sale.
-A friend who used to be a co-worker has a friend who wants to sell her house.
-The V-Man wants me to buy his (ex?) girlfriend's house!(hmmm to that one...).
Now I've said very clearly that I want to RENT a place, that we are looking for an APARTMENT, so what the heck is going on?
It's my son's birthday today!! I gave him his gifts last night when he came home. He received a belt, a calendar and a clock radio. Grandma (Mom) gave him a card with money and made him a banana cream pie. He opened the card with the gifts I gave him but doesn't know about the pie yet, as he's gone working. That will be a pleasant surprise to him when he comes home, tired!
| Your Birthdate: January 15 |
 You take life as it is, and you find happiness in a variety of things. You tend to be close to family and friends. But it's hard to get into your inner circle. Making the little things wonderful is important to you, and you probably have an inviting home. You seek harmony with others, but occasionally you have a very stubborn streak. Your strength: Your intense optimism Your weakness: You shy away from exploring your talents Your power color: Jade Your power symbol: Flower Your power month: June |
from my E-mail
SIMPLE BUT FUNNY
How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path.
How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroids.
What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick.
What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.
What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.
How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.
Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.
What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile !
I have tomorrow off, yay yay yay! But it will be spent going through stuff and packing boxes, time is running out.
17 Comments:
Ooooo goodie, i am the virginal post!
Mmmmmmmmmmmm save some pie for me!
Happy Birthday to your son!
That veggie man has a nerve, what the hell is he thinking?!
Enjoy your day off, and the pie!
yeah notcha cheese :P
Mmmmm, banana cream is just about the most perfect birthday present I can come up with.
hehe ............ big fingers .......
Oh Happy Birthday to your son!!
My son's birthday was just a few days ago. I feel old with him turning 24. :)
Stick to what you want to do and rent if its what you feel like doing. You could buy anytime.
Happy Birthday to your son.
buying and selling houses...the bane of modern world
Happy Birthday to your Son.
BTW, I would be willing to sell my house for the right price, tee,hee..
It will happen soon enough...try not to have the jitters too much...glad I'm not going through this.
Buying and selling houses---I heard somewhere that it's the bane of the modern world.
they certainly made me giggle...
and banana cream pie...yummmmmy
and the V man is totally strange to ask you that...
:0)
I'm thinking of more and more of selling my house...wanna buy it? lol
A happy belated birthday to your son!
Happy (late) birthday to your son! :)
Pie....what a yummy birthday present! :)
Banana cream pie sounds wonderful right now!
Financially, I suppose it's always a better investment to own than to rent, but after having taken care of your old place, you might want to take a break from maintenance worries and just rent for awhile.
I was thinking of telling you about some really cheap real state deals here in Spain, but if you are not interested... (ha, ha, ha!)
Have fun packing.
Loved your mail selection... very, very funny :)
Hi I'm back and slowly getting caught up on people's blogs.
I'm stealing some of your jokes. Haha. It took me longer than it should have with that "pea soup" one.
Banana cream pie sounds good right about now.
mmmmmm....pie.
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