Human Virus Scanner
Hey! Yay! It's Saturday! Pretty corny, but it's hard not to be happy about that. Here's something I stole from another blog. I can't even give proper credit for it as I forgot from where I took it:
Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with their cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Gaming
Life is not a game.Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
UNIX
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Politics
Stop caring!
Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government IS in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
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The above idea of "Human Viruses" is really a clever one. But I think lots more could have been done with it to funny it up. In fact I just reread it and it's NOT that funny, just the idea is so intriguing. Any suggestions for Human Viruses?
Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with their cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Gaming
Life is not a game.Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
UNIX
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Politics
Stop caring!
Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government IS in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
_____
The above idea of "Human Viruses" is really a clever one. But I think lots more could have been done with it to funny it up. In fact I just reread it and it's NOT that funny, just the idea is so intriguing. Any suggestions for Human Viruses?
7 Comments:
The only one I found funny was 'patchouli smells like cat piss'.
I hate the smell of that stuff.
Egads, how can anyone wear it?
patchouli smells like nasty moldy cat piss!!
How about the I ate to much mcdonalds maury help me leave my house syndrome.
Stop eating five meals that could feed a small country everyday and you could get outchya house on yer own!
lol...I always thought patchouli ~ nasty moldy cat piss! Who actually likes that stuff???!
I'll have to think about this some more. Thanks for stopping by my blog.
Oh man... we are darn complicated huh?!
LOL, i suffer from a heap of those viruses!
Hippyism is a human virus? Then I must be Typhoid Mary, and I think I smell like ginger cookies. only sexier.
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