Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Weight Loss and Police Sketches

And continuing in the police theme:
Here’s something that’s really fun. I “drew” some faces so funny that I was laughing maniacally, even though all alone. Have at it, if you need a laugh:
Draw your very own police sketch

Weight up
New York, NY (AHN) A new study by researchers at Western Reserve
University suggests that women who suffer from lack of sleep are at
an increased risk of gaining weight.

In a study presented at American Thoracic Society's International
Conference in San Diego, researchers studied 68,183 middle-aged
women.

The findings of the 16 year study revealed that women who slept 5
hours or less each night were 32 percent more likely to gain a
significant amount of weight (adding 33 pounds or more) and 15
percent more likely to become obese during 16 years of follow-up
than women who slept 7 hours each night.

Dr. Sanjay Patel of Case Western Reserve University told Reuters
Health, that this level of weight gain, 15 kg, or 33 pounds,
is "very clinically significant in terms of risk of diabetes and
heart disease."

Patel held the facts that women who sleep less eat more, and fidget
less, as the probable reasons for obesity.

From my E-mail
Location location location
Places in Which You Probably Wouldn’t Want to Live
- Paradox, New York
- Crapo, Maryland
- Boogertown, North Carolina
- Spasticville, Kansas
- Hellhole, Idaho
- Purgatory, Maine
- Girdletree, Maryland
- Rabbithash, Kentucky

No Kidding
- Rudeville, New Jersey
- Boring, Oregon
- Hell, Michigan
- Hooker, California
- Virgin, Utah
- Dulls Corner, Maryland
- Bowlegs, Oklahoma
- Volcano, Hawaii
- Beersville, Pennsylvania
- Fleatown, Ohio
- Burnt Corn, Alabama
- Two Guns, Arizona
- Toad Suck, Arkansas

Provocative Places
- Climax, Michigan
- Spread Eagle, Wisconsin
- Needmore, Arkansas
- Hardup, Utah
- Intercourse, Pennsylvania
- Hornytown, North Carolina
- Conception Junction, Missouri

Guess I'm going to have to start sleeping and fidgeting more. Wonder if I can fidget WHILE I'm sleeping? That should be a good weight-loss tactic. Have a Wonderful Wednesday!

8 Comments:

Blogger Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

But I'm too tired to fidgit!!! ;)

See? It's not those after-dinner cookies! It's because I only get 5 hours sleep a night! :)

6:59 AM  
Blogger deni said...

Maybe that is why I am so small, because I love to sleep. :)

7:36 AM  
Blogger katie said...

Cool program! Now I'll get no work done today!

10:24 AM  
Blogger Grant said...

They forgot Bucksnort, TN.

1:14 PM  
Blogger 2HB2 said...

Hornytown sounds like a fun place to live.
Perhaps if you fidget when you eat you can lose weight. Without sleeping more.

5:47 PM  
Blogger Magpie said...

i fidgit a lot while sleeping aparantly...i love my sleep though, i can get about 8 hours no problem...so why is my arse still as big as it is...???

and my next task is to visit all those funny places...lol

:0)

2:21 AM  
Blogger sumo said...

Funny cities! Wouldn't want to live in a notorious city...too much to explain.

4:36 AM  
Blogger Michelle said...

heheheheheheh i had fun on that police sketch thingy!! You can even print them out!

7:51 AM  

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