All I got
From my E-mail
Non-deep Thoughts
- Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
- What if there were no hypothetical questions?
- One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
- When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.
- A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
- What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
- My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
- I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
- The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
- How can there be self-help "groups"?
Yeah, I know those jokes aren't that great but it's all I got for today! At least it's FRIDAY and soon, the start of a three-day weekend!!!
Non-deep Thoughts
- Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
- What if there were no hypothetical questions?
- One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
- When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.
- A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
- What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
- My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
- I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
- The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
- How can there be self-help "groups"?
Yeah, I know those jokes aren't that great but it's all I got for today! At least it's FRIDAY and soon, the start of a three-day weekend!!!
7 Comments:
Love the "hypothetical", have a super Friday PBS :o)
Every problem looks lieka nail on my mind despite the tools at my disposal. Hammers are just a far mor satisfying solution - something primal about beating on things with a stick is my guess.
I like 'indecisive', that's me for sure.
BTW, you've been tagged. :)
What do you mean you know they're not that great, I really enjoyed reading them...so there lol
I especially enjoyed "When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail." I am SO down with that one lol
and you got 3 letters from Magpie?? wow...lucky you (sarcastic), but what a great job you did with them!
I'm struggling to find 10 things that start with the letter C lol
Hiya PBS I am so sorry I have not passed by for a while, I ahve been up to my ears in stuff (no excuse ... I am sorry)
I am glad that your Mum likes her new flat. I also have the ltter meme to do(that to Deni) and now Deni has tagged me AS WELL..... boy what do you think to that?
Have a good weekend
i love them, and although they didn't make me laugh out loud I had a good chuckle...
have a great weekend...
:0)
they were funny to me
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