The best new diet

This is the best new diet ever, just don't eat. I don't think I've actually lost a pound but certainly feel skinny! I had a meal of plain ramen noodles for dinner, and oh, half a can of cola during the day in a desperate attempt to get caffeine. I'm going to be non-addicted to coffee by the time I'm feeling totally better too. Sadly, I have found that my stomach doesn't want or like coffee or food yet. It must be a separate entity, as the rest of me certainly does like those things!
I should have had those two actions for my New Year's Resolutions. Can I add them on, would that be cheating?

Yesterday at work was hectic. Really hectic and I still felt like crap. But at least it made the day go by really fast and those piles are still waiting for me when I get there today.

Well, that's about it. Guess my brain isn't working well either. It must be the lack of coffee. Have a good one!